I wanna Scream!!

My mom is visiting...

Wow! All I was doing was minding my own business. Sitting in the car, cause we've had a looong day and I ask my mom for one favor and she goes nuts on me. The funny part is that she doesn't even realize that she is so patronizing. She releases so many borderline abusive comments that you wouldn't even think she was a Christian. She has this way of getting under my skin that only she can do. I always try to ignore it because I'm a patient guy. Then after like five hundred rude comments I finally say something back and everybody looks at me like I'm the bad guy?! I seriously don't get along with her! We do so fine when we don't talk to each other. God, help me to have the patience to deal with this woman.